MIRROR, MIRROR
Published by Hodder Children's Books
£4.99 each
3: Testing Limits
ISBN 0-340-79654-5
Angel, her friend Winter and her dotty computer Therapet cat, Twinkle (not to mention her mother, Soho; but that's another story) ,are stuck in a world of bizarre and tacky make-believe, ruled by Queen Tertia, who just loves playing games. But Tertia's games can be deadly—and her ferocious telekinetic power ensures that no one dares disobey her. Now, she has set up a rôle-playing scenario in which she (Evil Sorceress) has imprisoned Angel (Damsel in Distress), and Winter (Handsome Prince) must rescue her—if he can. Trouble is, Angel is in a high tower, tied to a large metal rod that serves as a lightning conductor. And the grandmother of all thunderstorms is just getting started…
Angel shut her eyes tightly and counted the secs following the flash.
Four... five... six...
Rrrrumble....
It
wasn’t here yet, but it was definitely getting closer. And worse. The
thunder seemed to echo on for mins, and the unsteady lights had dipped alarmingly
just now. The rain on the tower roof was like threatening drums, and Winter
hadn’t come, and she couldn’t get free, and she was totally and
hideously frightened.
Where
was Winter? He was supposed to be the Handsome Prince rushing to the rescue — surely
he must get here soon? Unless Tertia’s done something dreadful, and
he won’t come at all...
She strained,
yet again, against the cords. They didn’t budge a centi: Tokyo alone
knew what they must be made of. If only she had a knife —
From behind
her, something announced, 'Grrr!’
Angel's
eyes opened like saucers as Twinkle trotted into her view. Twinkle stretched,
yawned, then blinked at her. 'Hello, Angel.’
Angel’s
heart gave a gigantic leap.'Twinkle! How in the stars did you get
in here?’
'I haven’t
been anywhere,’ Twinkle said. 'I’m on guard. I’m the Evil
Sorceress’s Magic Cat, and I’ve got to make sure the Damsel doesn’t
escape.’ She yawned again. 'I had a lovely sleep.’
'Twinkle,
you’ve got to help me! Chew through the cords!’
'Why?’ Twinkle
wanted to know.
Another
flicker of lightning lit up the window, and the wall lights made an unpleasant
electrical noise. 'Because I’ve got to get out!’ Angel told her.
'Twinkle, please!’
Twinkle
went cross-eyed, the way she always did when she was thinking about something
more difficult than food. Then: 'Shan’t. It’s Not Allowed.’
'It is allowed!’ Angel
pleaded. 'The Evil Sorceress said so!’
'I didn’t
hear her. I’m on guard. Grrr! This is fun!’
'It’s
going to be anything but fun if lightning hits this tower!’ Angel yelled.
'Lightning’s very, very dangerous, and it’ll hurt!’
'Won’t,’ said
Twinkle. 'It’s pretend.’
Angel realised
that she wouldn’t get anywhere. Twinkle believed this was all a game,
and until and unless something nasty actually happened, she couldn’t
be made to understand the danger. The only hope was to try another tactic.
And with Twinkle, only was one foolproof.
'Twinkle,’ she
said, 'Winter told me a secret.’
The little
cat’s eyes lit up. She loved secrets, even though she was hopeless at
keeping them. 'What is it?’ she wanted to know.
'Well, I
shouldn’t tell you really, but when he comes to play the game with us,
he’s going to bring some ice-cream.’
'Ooh!’ said
Twinkle. 'Really?’
'Really.
He promised. The only thing is, I’m afraid he might forget.’
Twinkle
looked appalled. 'Forget? He mustn’t forget!’
'He might,
though, unless somebody reminds him. I can’t go and find him, because
I’m tied up. But if you chewed the cords...’ She smiled encouragingly.
Twinkle’s
ears flattened against her head, and she hesitated. Then: 'Mustn’t!’
Oh,
flackers, it wasn’t going to work, and there wasn’t time to argue. 'Well,
look,’ Angel amended desperately, 'why don’t you go and find him
for me?’
'Not supposed to...’ But
Twinkle was wavering now.
'I know.
But what if he forgets the ice-cream?’
It worked.
The thought of missing out on ice-cream was stronger than anything Tertia could
command, and Twinkle nodded. 'All right, then. He mustn’t forget, must
he? Ice-cream’s important!’
'Yes, it’s
very important. Go on then, hurry! And tell Winter that I’m going to
be hit by lightning if he doesn’t rescue me soon!’
Twinkle
purred approvingly. 'That’s a good game! I’ll tell him.’
She had
learned enough about the make-believe castle not to bother trying to open the
door. One firm head-butt and a hole appeared in the cardboard. Twinkle vanished.
The next
clap of thunder was a great deal closer.
***
'I don’t care how much the Handsome Prince wants to
start rescuing!’ Tertia shrieked, stamping her foot. 'I’m
the Queen, everyone has to do as I say, and I say he rides a horse!’
'But, Your
Majesty, there aren’t any horses,’ a Pretend Soldier whined ingratiatingly.
'Honestly, Your Majesty, we’ve looked everywhere!’
'Then
look again until you find one!’
The
soldier flinched as though someone had punched him, and no one in the Throne
Chamber would meet anyone else’s eyes. Soho was in a corner and seemed
as if she was trying to dig a hole in the wall and hide in it; the rest just
looked blankly into space with fixed smiles on their faces.
Tertia,
purple in the face and breathing like a steam engine, stomped round in a circle
and controlled herself with an effort. 'If someone doesn’t bring the
Handsome Prince a horse in the next five minutes,’ she said ominously,
'then I am going to do something. And what I do will not be nice.
Do you understand?’
There
were murmurs of 'Yes, Your Majesty,’ and 'Absolutely,’ but nobody
moved a muscle. On the Throne, where he had been sitting since Tertia told
him not to move Or Else, Winter racked his brain for an answer to this newest
dilemma. He had an awful feeling that Tertia really wanted to see someone get
hurt. If that was so, then the 'game’ had suddenly taken on a new and
very unpleasant dimension, and her sudden demand for a horse that didn’t
exist was an obvious ploy to slow him down and weight the odds against Angel.
Then a little
voice called from the doorway, 'Hello, everybody!’
Twinkle
trotted in, tail up like a flagpole. Tertia saw her and tensed 'What are you
doing here?I told you to stay with the Damsel!’
Twinkle
blinked happily at her. 'Got a message,’ she said self-importantly, and
headed towards Winter. 'Angel says you mustn’t forget the ice-cream.
And...’ She concentrated hard. 'Ooh, yes. And she says she’ll get
hit by lightning if you don’t rescue her soon.’
'What?’ Winter
sprang to his feet. 'Twinkle, where is she? You’ve got to tell me!’
'She’s
in the — ‘
'Shut
up, you stupid animal!’ Tertia shrieked.
' — biggest
tower, right at the top, and she’s tied to a — ’
Twinkle
didn’t get any further, for Tertia gave a wordless yell of rage. Herhand
came up in a fast, twisting movement, and the little Therapet was hoicked off
her feet to hang dangling helplessly somewhere near the ceiling.
'Ooooh!’ Twinkle
wailed, paddling the air. 'Put me down! Pleeeease!’
'You’re
a stupid, brainless, disobedient THING!’ Tertia screamed. 'Disobedience
is NOT ALLOWED!’
Her hand
drew back as if to hurl something. An energy force spun Twinkle around; she
rotated faster and faster, howling in fright — then she spun away and
hurtled across the Throne Chamber. She hit the wall with a jarring impact and
crashed to the floor, where she lay motionless.
Winter was
so shocked and horrified that he couldn’t do anything but stare numbly
at the pitiful furry heap by the wall. Then one of Twinkle’s paws twitched.
She raised her head groggily, staggered to her feet, and said in a small, bewildered
voice, 'Hurt me...’
'Twinkle!’ Winter
jumped from the Throne plinth and ran towards her. Tertia shouted, 'Leave the
cat alone! Don‘t you dare touch it!’ but fury, and concern
for Twinkle, overrode Winter’s fear. That was a mistake. The telekinetic
force hit him when he was still three metres from Twinkle, scooping his feet
from under him and bowling him over and over until he fetched up hard against
the plinth again.
'I don’t
think you heard me properly,’ Tertia hissed savagely, stalking
towards him. 'I said, disobedience is NOT ALLOWED.’
Winter tried
to sit up but found he couldn’t. Something invisible was holding him
as surely as if he’d been nailed to the floorboards, and the only part
of him that would move was his head. He looked up into Tertia’s demented
eyes, and what he saw there made him quail.
Twinkle
had stopped half way to him. She was wobbly on her feet but there didn’t
seem to be anything broken. She too looked at Tertia.
'Don’t
like this game any more,’ she said unhappily.
Winter found
his voice, though it came out as a croak. 'It isn’t a game, Twinkle.
Angel’s in trouble... she needs help...uhh!’ Tertia had
launched another surge of energy that slammed his head against the plinth and
left him sick and giddy, but he rallied against it. 'Help her, Twinkle! Help
Angel!’
He heard
a scuttering of paws, and Tertia whipped round. 'Come back here!’
A
voice squealed 'Shan’t! Pooey!’ and the force controlling
Winter relaxed enough for him to raise his head and see Twinkle bolting
like a rabbit out of the door. Tertia’s yell of frustration told him
that her attempt to stop the Therapet had failed; and like a bolt from the
lightning outside a realisation crashed into Winter’s brain. She
couldn't control them both at the same time!
At
that instant every thought was eclipsed by an almighty crashing and banging
from somewhere in the depths of the castle.
Everyone
froze, even Tertia. 'What,’ she said, 'was that?’
A few people
muttered fawning answers that meant nothing at all.Tertia ignored them all.
With a jolt that rattled his teeth she cast off her kinetic hold on Winter
and strode for the door, bawling, 'Where are my soldiers? Fetch my army
AT ONCE!’
Then Winter
heard the new noise. At first he couldn’t believe it, but after a sec
or two he knew he couldn’t be mistaken. The noise was, indisputably,
the clop and clatter of a horse’s hooves. A horse, here? It
wasn’t possible —
It
was possible. As Tertia reached the Throne Chamber door, a large shape loomed
out of the murky half-light beyond. It was moving so fast that Tertia had no
time to yell 'Stop!’, let alone do anything else. She jumped out of the
way a bare fraction of a sec before Sometimes, with Suuu Beeen Aaat perched
on his back and shouting 'Whoa!’, came barrelling into the room.
At the sight
of the crowd in the Throne Chamber, Sometimes did a double-take and slewed
to a chaotic halt that nearly tipped Suuu off into Tertia’s lap. Grabbing
his mane and righting herself, she said breathlessly, 'Sorry! He gets over-excited
when we make a reality jump.’ She grinned at the assembly. 'Whoo! That’s
better. Hi, everyone. Have I missed much?’