MIRROR, MIRROR
Published by Hodder Children's Books
£4.99 each
1: Breaking Through
ISBN 0-340-73982-7
Angel Ashe has got problems. It's one thing to have successfully escaped from her home in the mindlessly commercial hi-tech world of Eurostate-8; but it's quite another to find herself hurled into a primitive alternative reality, where people haven't even heard of washing, let alone electricity. To make matters worse, the folk of the Village have decided that she is a being sent from the gods to be their Spirit Childe. They want a miracle, and they expect Angel to deliver. And her friend Winter, the only person who can get her out of this, isn't around to help…
Every single person in the Village was waiting for Angel when their
chief, Karma, led her outside. At the sight of their smiling, expectant
faces, Angel felt a lurch of sheer panic, and the real meaning of Winter’s
warning came home to her with a slam. This was why the Albionites were
being so nice to her. They thought she had Special Powers—and
now the time had come for her to prove it, by making the endless rain
stop.
She couldn’t
control the weather, of course. In Avalonne, the computer Vee-world she had
created at home, it would have been easy; she had programmed several disasters
into her adventures there, and her game persona, Angel Ravenhair, had cured
them (after a great and heroic struggle) with magic. But this wasn’t
Avalonne, and she wasn’t Angel Ravenhair; not here, not any more. This
was all too horribly real.
The rain
drizzled down on her head as, hoping that her quivering legs wouldn’t
give way under her, she unwillingly trailed in Karma’s wake to where
a tall, rickety ‘throne’ had been hastily cobbled together. It
was made from bits of wood, decorated with bundles of
wet grass and bunches of soggy flowers, and Angel realised that she
was supposed to sit on it to perform her ‘magic’. She climbed
up and settled herself as best she could on the sodden seat, trying
not to grimace as it squelched ominously under her. The rain trickled
through her hair and down her face. Now what? she thought.
Was she supposed to say something? And if so, what on earth could she
say?
Karma stepped
in front of the ‘throne’ and, flinging both arms skyward, launched
into a stirring proclamation (laced with capital letters as usual) about Yellow
Sun and Blue Skies and Green Leaves and Healing. The Villagers answered with
cries or moans or whoops, depending on what was expected of them—then
Karma swung round and gestured towards Angel.
‘O,
Spirit Childe! We, the Children of the Stars, Custodians of the Trees, Guardians
of All Nature’s Virtues, call upon you now to Work Your Magic and Heal
Our Land! Cast your Spell, Spirit Childe—Cast it, and Let All Be Well
Again!’
There was
an awful, waiting silence. The Villagers’ eyes seemed to bore through
Angel like hot knives, and though their smiles were as sweet and friendly as
ever, she suddenly felt much as she had done when the marauders had confronted
her in the Experience Mart.
‘Er...’ she
said.
‘Ahhhh!’ breathed
the Villagers. ‘Yes; oh, yes!’
‘Hush!’ Karma
commanded them sternly. ‘The Spirit Childe must not be interrupted in
her Great Magic!’ And to Angel: ‘Speak, O Spirit Childe! Speak
in the Tongue of the Spirit Realm, and let the Rain and Sun Obey You!’
Angel felt
as if her tongue had glued itself to the roof of her mouth. But as she desperately
groped in the muddle of her mind, Karma’s last words gave her a vital
clue. Speak in the Tongue of the Spirit Realm— her only hope
was to give them an impressive mouthful of words that would mean nothing whatever
to them. This whole ceremony was so crazy that they probably expected her
to talk gibberish. If she could just satisfy them for the moment, it would
at least give her time to think up an excuse for failure.
She took
a deep breath to steady her nerves, and said, ‘Input: network communications.’
Another
gasp went up. Everyone stood very still, staring; even Karma was mesmerised.
Connect
me to Zone Bohemia,’ Angel went on. ‘Vid link, Azure Block.’
‘Spirit
Magic!’ someone whispered. ‘Oh, she is so wise!’
Angel wrenched
her face into a suitably stern expression. ‘Spider off, or I’ll
wipe your circuits!’ she announced portentously. Then suddenly she remembered
Twinkle, her Therapet computer cat, and changing her voice to a fair imitation
of Twinkle’s goo-goo tone, she added, ‘My sponsors are called Recreation
Realm FunFriends, and I know a song about them. Shall I sing it for you now?
It goes like this: “I’m Just A Little FunFriend, FunFriend,
FunFriend; I hope that you’ll be My Friend, My Friend too!”’
It was totally
and utterly insane. As Angel sang Twinkle’s fatuous song, the Villagers
went into raptures. All the yelling and whooping that had gone before were
nothing to what they did now: they jumped around like demented kids, rolled
on the ground (covering themselves in mud and grass-stains in the process)
and waved their arms or kicked their legs wildly in the air. Some started to
bang things and blow things in a kind of cacophonous music, and a few even
started to chant the song’s words, ‘I’m Just A Little
FunFriend, FunFriend, FunFriend’, as if they were the key to some
fabulous spiritual awakening.
She didn’t
know how long the chanting and cavorting went on, but at last the Villagers
must have had enough, for they started to collapse on the grass in a daze of
happy exhaustion. Angel looked nervously round for Karma, but he was flaked
out with the rest of
them, flat on his back and staring up at the rain with a beatific grin
on his face.
Oh, well.
Phase One was safely completed, by the look of it. Phase Two—what to
do when the magic didn’t work—was a vid she’d play later,
when she’d had a chance to think. No
one was paying any attention to her now, so she scrambled cautiously down from
the dripping throne and, trying to appear both casual and dignified in case
some people were looking, returned to the Dwelling. As she went, she
thought: Winter, you’d better get back spidering quickly. Because
if you don’t, I think there could end up being some very big trouble
around here!